Owen Wilson is rubbish at suicide

Ok a little harsh maybe, but Owen Wilson obviously thinks he's a failure by trying to commit suicide and from reports he's failed at the too. Not much is known about the highly overrated broken nosed actors condition etc, but we assume its pretty ok after he released a statement to TMZ.com. According to the reports flooding the internet Owen Wilson was rushed to hospital after taking numerous pills and cutting his wrists (would have thought he'd own a gun).

Anyway I'm sure he'll get over his depression of having lots of money, women, nice house, nice cars and realise it could be much better if he was a single parent living in a drug infested council estate with one leg and cancer (no sympathy for the crap actor I'm afraid). Owen Wilson said in a statement to TMZ.com "I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time." Sure Owen we wont put anything on our site about your failure to kill yourself (honest!).

 

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