Frankie Cocozza said: “MILF. Absolute MILF, Sorry, that is honestly the first word that comes to my head.” And later added “I’m not leaving it as MILF, because you’re more than that.”

No doubt Frankie Cocozza would want to get glamour model Nicola McLean, or any of the Celebrity Big Brother girls (apart from Natalie Cassidy obviously) naked in the house. However the model is ten years his senior and is married to footballer Tom Williams.

Anyway more rubbish television is in store as Frankie Cocozza, Nicola McLean and Co in the Celebrity Big Brother continue to destroy our brains on Channel 5 tonight and every night until it finally ends and some other reality TV show comes along to take its place.

Suits TV Show on Dave

Season 1 of Suits is apparently due to be broadcast on Dave early in 2012. So for those of us in the UK that have already enjoyed the first season and want to see what happens after the cliff-hanger at the end of Suits season 1 will have to wait until around early 2013 to watch season 2 legitimately! Season 2 of Suits is (if our cheap television sources are correct) going to be broadcast in the USA during summer 2012.

Hopefully Suits gets the attention the TV show deservers on Dave and they jump the broadcasting of season 2 in the UK forwards to be a few days after America. Sky do this with TV shows Fringe, Terra Nova etc and did the same with Lost so no reason Dave couldn’t do it with Suits. For anyone that hasn’t seen Suits I won’t give away any spoilers here, but the best way I’ve heard it described is a legal comedy drama that’s as realistic as CSI.

Jason Gardiner Second Hair Transplant Operation

Back in July Jason Gardiner was caught covering up his bald patch to hide it away from celebrity photographers and their prying lenses. So the Dancing On Ice and Born To Shine judge has apparently spent £6,000 on top of the £30,000 he spent a year ago on his first hair transplant operation to cover up the bald spots from the paparazzi and television cameras.
The results after two ops were plain to see as the 39-year-old proudly paraded his new look on the internet. The operation TV judge Jason Gardiner underwent was allegedly Follicular Unit Transplantation (well a top up at least).

Jason Gardiner Twitter Picture After Hair Transplant

After television personality Jason Gardiner posted the hair transplant result pictures on twitter he went on to say:

“Day 1 post op & head is feeling tight with slight dull throbbing pain.”

“You would never know I’ve had it done. No swelling or bruising at all. Photo taken just now in my hotel room in LA after my 2nd FUT procedure!”

“Everybody, from family to my closest friends, said I looked great without hair.”

“But this procedure I’m having is not for anybody else, it is purely and simply because of the way I feel about myself.”

“This is a process that requires patience. You don’t see the yield until 10 months to a year after. So initially, my closest friends were like, ‘Oh my god, what have you done to yourself?’

“And, to a lesser extent, so was I, because you go in with this pre-conceived notion that the hair is going to start growing through fairly rapidly but the reality is quite the opposite.”

“If you are going to do this, you have to be patient. But a year down the track, I can’t tell you how impressed everyone is, including myself, at this procedure.”

What do you guys think of Jason Gardiner’s second hair transplant operation? Let us know in the TV blog comments below.

X Factor Judges Flashed - Picture Of How It May Have Looked

 The X Factor flashing incident took place at the O2 in front of an audience of 700 people that had won tickets to watch an advanced screening of the new look show. Around 200,000 people had applied to be in the audience to see judges Tulisa Contostavlos, Kelly Rowland, Gary Barlow and Louis Walsh introduced the first episode, which will be on our television screens tomorrow on ITV1.

A witness to the X Factor flashing apparently told the Sun newspaper: “It was disgusting. No one could believe their eyes. Thankfully, because the lights weren’t on the judges, people couldn’t see the expression of horror on their faces. But it wasn’t dark enough to stop security from seeing the reprobate and they wrenched him from his seat before he could even do up his flies.”

Other than the flasher and the new generation of X Factor judges (except Louis Walsh who must have thought the flasher was an early Christmas present) the red carpet event  at the O2 was attended by the ever cool host Dermot O’Leary and new ITV2 Xtra Factor presenters Caroline Flack and Olly Murs.

The X Factor flasher was apparently a man in his twenties and from London although no one has named him, well not yet anyway. The police were called after security guards threw him out of the Cineworld cinema hosting the X Factor event and he was questions but not charged. If someone has a video or pictures of this or just the X Factor launch event please send them to the cheap televisions blog team lol!

Charlie Sheen - Two And A Half Men

Apparently Charlie Sheen isn’t too bothered about the gory end to his TV character saying:”I am honoured that it took something as large and violent as an oncoming train to terminate my character. Anything less would have been an insult!”. Ashton Kutcher who starred in the Butterfly Effect will take over the lead character in the TV show after the death of Charlie Sheen and will have the German sounding name Walden Schmidt.

Matt Smith - Doctor Who - TV Show

Matt Smith apparently said: “Don’t tell me that the dads at home don’t go, ‘Ah cool, Karen’s on’. What do people want Karen to dress in? A floor-length skirt, a pair of jeans and a hoodie? She’s a beautiful woman. Amy Pond is a sexy character by her very nature. No one is quite like Amy. I think Doctor Who should be dark. I think it should be scary. And sexy? I mean, for God’s sake, look at the companions of Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker in their tiny, Tarzanian tops. It will always be family entertainment and it has to adhere to that. But I don’t think it has gone too far. I mean, how sexy is it?”

The new series of Doctor Who will return to BBC 1 on Saturday nights very soon.

Top Gear Disabled Parking Apology

Andy Wilman who is the executive producer for the show apologised for any offence but stated Top Gear did have permission to use the disabled parking bays. He issued the apology on the Top Gear website saying:

“We have received complaints following the electric car film on Sunday about the presenters parking in disabled bays during the filming, and much of the anger has been aimed at Jeremy and James. I’d like to put the record straight here.

Firstly, we did have permission from the owner of the premises to park in the disabled bays, which gave us a quiet spot to film in, and there were three other disabled bays available which remained empty throughout.

Secondly, for those who are cross with us, please direct your anger towards myself and the production team, rather than at Jeremy and James. Both presenters expressed deep concern to the film crew and me about using the disabled bays prior to filming, because of the disrespectful impression it would convey. They only capitulated when we assured them the parking had been approved by the owner, and that the disabled bay markings would not appear on television.

This was our fault, not theirs, and we unreservedly apologise to all the viewers we have upset as a consequence.”

The X Factor

On the Sun website today she is quoted as saying “I smoked weed when I was a kid and got into fights. We did pinch a couple of handbags. I wasn’t part of a girl gang, though. We were just a group of troublesome chicks. Obviously, we were consuming so much weed and alcohol, we were going loopy anyway.”

Are you looking forwards to listening to her worse than Cheryl Cole accent yet? Totally blooming bonkers!

Rowan Atkinson looked funny in a helmet but his driving was no joke, a super smooth lap with no drama put him right at the top of the Top Gear fastest lap leader board. He didn’t seem too excited but maybe he was just gob-smacked? (although I think not).

Update 05/08/11: just seen a picture of the Maclaren super car that Rowan Atkinson crashed on a country road! Maybe he thought he was still on the Top Gear track or just got unlucky, but it really didn’t look in a good state. Glad his injuries aren’t too severe, he’s a lucky boy!

ITV1 Loose Women

Apparently a source, possibly orange! Told the Sun newspaper about Coleen Nolan leaving Loose Women “Loose Women is one of ITV’s most popular daytime shows so we owe it to the audience to keep it fresh. We’re revamping it for the autumn, so as part of that we’re having some new regular presenters. Sarah has been brilliant when she has been on and, let’s face it, Janet is ideal for a show like Loose Women. We don’t want the show to go stale so it was time for a refresh. We reached the decision with Coleen by mutual consent and she has lots of other projects she wants to work on.”

Whatever, if you have ever seen loose women, you’ll hopefully understand why us here at cheap televisions hate it and couldn’t give a motormouth monkeys about Coleen Nolan basically being fired. Bye bye.