Eminem X Factor

I personally think it would be interesting but have a feeling Eminem would try to turn the X Factor into the Rap Factor TV show and I hap Rap music with a passion. We shall see but I doubt the X Factor format will change next year (although I predict Dannii Minogue will be fired from the X Factor judges).

Dannii Minogue X Factor

Eminem reportedly said about the X Factor: “No disrespect to the current judges but you need people who are global platinum-selling stars. You need to prepare contestants for what it is really like out there, and what sort of pressure you are going to be under. I am not sure I would have the time to do it full time, but I would come on and be a guest judge [on the X Factor TV show].”

Janet Jackson X Factor

Janet Jacksons performance on the X Factor will apparently be her only UK TV live performance of 2009. Let’s hope she can manage not to show her boobs and nipples during the show!

Lady GaGa X Factor

Lady boy Lady GaGa will be singing her new single “Bad Romance” on the 6th December. I was going to write something attempting to be witty and clever here but everything I think of is a bit below the belt!

Jedward On The X Factor

Firstly who really gives a moneys they are all pretty lame this year (even Leona Lewis is starting to look like a transvestite) so who cares who wins. In a year’s time no one will remember any of them anyway! Secondly the group of plonkers are calling Simon Cowell a twat for putting the twins through, well he didn’t really now did he? Nope the public put Jedward through. Which by the amazing power of maths means more people like them. Simons a genius he’s making this year’s X Factor a major talking point as it has no real singing talent at all. And he’s making a lot of money out of it too. If the stupid Facebook groups really want someone to have a go at they should blame themselves for not wasting their money voting for the other one, oh what’s her name again?

Louis Walsh’s has been left with just one group in the bizarre television spectacle known as the X Factor after Miss Frank were voted off the TV show tonight. Cheap Televisions hasn’t actually been paying much attention to it all this year as there is barely anyone with any talent in it at all and we predict whoever wins the record finance deal won’t be releasing any music this time next year.

Miss Frank

Anywho enough of our cheap television opinion, Miss Frank were voted off after a tie break with Simon Cowell act Danyl Johnson with the least amount of votes from the public. Miss Frank insisted they will stay together (yeah right) with one of the singers from the group saying “It’s all a bit of a mad rush right now but I want to say thank you to all the judges for giving us the opportunity. Love to everyone.”

Tonight on ITV1 the judges were finally given their groups to take to boot camp with Simon Cowell Getting Over 25′s Louis Walsh getting Groups (again), Cheryl (cash) Cole the Boys and finally Danni Minogue Girls. It spells the end to cheap televisions favourite part of the show with the auditions which is far more entertaining than the rest of the X Factor.

The X Factor

So next week there will be lots of rubbish sad music with retards crying lol and again I’m going to feel sorry for whoever gets Louis Walsh as they’ll end up in Ireland instead of somewhere hot, sunny and impressive like the rest of the contestants.