X Factor Judges Flashed - Picture Of How It May Have Looked

 The X Factor flashing incident took place at the O2 in front of an audience of 700 people that had won tickets to watch an advanced screening of the new look show. Around 200,000 people had applied to be in the audience to see judges Tulisa Contostavlos, Kelly Rowland, Gary Barlow and Louis Walsh introduced the first episode, which will be on our television screens tomorrow on ITV1.

A witness to the X Factor flashing apparently told the Sun newspaper: “It was disgusting. No one could believe their eyes. Thankfully, because the lights weren’t on the judges, people couldn’t see the expression of horror on their faces. But it wasn’t dark enough to stop security from seeing the reprobate and they wrenched him from his seat before he could even do up his flies.”

Other than the flasher and the new generation of X Factor judges (except Louis Walsh who must have thought the flasher was an early Christmas present) the red carpet event  at the O2 was attended by the ever cool host Dermot O’Leary and new ITV2 Xtra Factor presenters Caroline Flack and Olly Murs.

The X Factor flasher was apparently a man in his twenties and from London although no one has named him, well not yet anyway. The police were called after security guards threw him out of the Cineworld cinema hosting the X Factor event and he was questions but not charged. If someone has a video or pictures of this or just the X Factor launch event please send them to the cheap televisions blog team lol!

The X Factor

On the Sun website today she is quoted as saying “I smoked weed when I was a kid and got into fights. We did pinch a couple of handbags. I wasn’t part of a girl gang, though. We were just a group of troublesome chicks. Obviously, we were consuming so much weed and alcohol, we were going loopy anyway.”

Are you looking forwards to listening to her worse than Cheryl Cole accent yet? Totally blooming bonkers!

Eminem X Factor

I personally think it would be interesting but have a feeling Eminem would try to turn the X Factor into the Rap Factor TV show and I hap Rap music with a passion. We shall see but I doubt the X Factor format will change next year (although I predict Dannii Minogue will be fired from the X Factor judges).

Dannii Minogue X Factor

Eminem reportedly said about the X Factor: “No disrespect to the current judges but you need people who are global platinum-selling stars. You need to prepare contestants for what it is really like out there, and what sort of pressure you are going to be under. I am not sure I would have the time to do it full time, but I would come on and be a guest judge [on the X Factor TV show].”

Janet Jackson X Factor

Janet Jacksons performance on the X Factor will apparently be her only UK TV live performance of 2009. Let’s hope she can manage not to show her boobs and nipples during the show!

Lady GaGa X Factor

Lady boy Lady GaGa will be singing her new single “Bad Romance” on the 6th December. I was going to write something attempting to be witty and clever here but everything I think of is a bit below the belt!

Sexy Cheryl Cole Night In

Cheryl Cole’s Night In will likely have some X Factor contestants performing on the TV show too including Alexandra Burke. Another rumour is that Rihanna could also make an appearance. I guess Cheryl Cole couldn’t be happier with her own TV show saying “I couldn’t be happier ITV asked me to do my own show”. Ermmm yeah. Oh and just for those guys that end up here looking for strange things, I highly doubt Cheryl Cole will be getting her boobs out or getting naked! Behave lol.

Cheap TVs is currently trying to find out how and where we can get our hands on tickets to Cheryl Cole’s Night In TV show. When and if we know we’ll let you know.

Jedward On The X Factor

Firstly who really gives a moneys they are all pretty lame this year (even Leona Lewis is starting to look like a transvestite) so who cares who wins. In a year’s time no one will remember any of them anyway! Secondly the group of plonkers are calling Simon Cowell a twat for putting the twins through, well he didn’t really now did he? Nope the public put Jedward through. Which by the amazing power of maths means more people like them. Simons a genius he’s making this year’s X Factor a major talking point as it has no real singing talent at all. And he’s making a lot of money out of it too. If the stupid Facebook groups really want someone to have a go at they should blame themselves for not wasting their money voting for the other one, oh what’s her name again?

Robbie Wiliams On TV

If the report cheap televisions has been given is true then he will be the only guest on that particular edition of Loose Women talking to the brain dead panellists Kate Thornton (no wonder the X Factor sacked her), Denise Welch, Carol McGiffin and Sherrie Hewson. Two of which it’s alleged Robbie Williams said he would sleep with if he was a single man.

Xbox 360 X Factor TV Advert

They will apparently do this on the X Factor show due to be shown on television on the 14th of November and will promote gaming titles similar to the tv singing show. It’s also a good way of trying to make the Xbox 360 popular this Christmas as it’s a family TV show so children can pester their parents about wanting one straight away.

Some dud from Microsoft apparently said “We believe that the X Factor provides us with the perfect opportunity to communicate directly with our target audience and is the ideal time to educate them about the new games and services on the Xbox console. By taking up the entire ad break, we can really help to capture the imagination of both potential and existing Xbox users.”

Not a bad for a first cheap television post being in a car and on the iPhone on my way home from work but the Audi A6 is bloody bumpy.

Louis Walsh’s has been left with just one group in the bizarre television spectacle known as the X Factor after Miss Frank were voted off the TV show tonight. Cheap Televisions hasn’t actually been paying much attention to it all this year as there is barely anyone with any talent in it at all and we predict whoever wins the record finance deal won’t be releasing any music this time next year.

Miss Frank

Anywho enough of our cheap television opinion, Miss Frank were voted off after a tie break with Simon Cowell act Danyl Johnson with the least amount of votes from the public. Miss Frank insisted they will stay together (yeah right) with one of the singers from the group saying “It’s all a bit of a mad rush right now but I want to say thank you to all the judges for giving us the opportunity. Love to everyone.”

Tonight on ITV1 the judges were finally given their groups to take to boot camp with Simon Cowell Getting Over 25′s Louis Walsh getting Groups (again), Cheryl (cash) Cole the Boys and finally Danni Minogue Girls. It spells the end to cheap televisions favourite part of the show with the auditions which is far more entertaining than the rest of the X Factor.

The X Factor

So next week there will be lots of rubbish sad music with retards crying lol and again I’m going to feel sorry for whoever gets Louis Walsh as they’ll end up in Ireland instead of somewhere hot, sunny and impressive like the rest of the contestants.